Diagnostic Doomspeak

I fucking hate medical diagnoses for painful symptoms.

Let me make this clear: I respect all medical professional’s work, experience and knowledge. I respect their diagnoses and I respect their opinions. Whether it be a doctor, chiropractor, physiotherapist or voodoo priest, I always take other professional’s opinion into consideration.

In some cases, people need these medical diagnostic approaches; ACL tears, spondylolisthesis, rotator cuff tears, etc. The big nasties. Those have their places and can be long-term injuries that require careful planning and potentially surgical approaches. I like those ones.

But, for some reason, it’s SUPER TRENDY to diagnose people with sciatica, SI joint dysfunction, upper/lower cross syndrome, piriformis syndrome, scapular winging, and whatever doom-speak Instagram fitness gurus throw out. It doesn’t make sense and can be downright harmful to emphasize conditioning, instead of what they’re lacking and causing their condition in the first place.

Lets look at something like sciatica. Sciatica is a radiating pain that zings down your leg. It can be caused by:

  1. Lumbar Stenosis

  2. Disc Degeneration Disease

  3. Spondylolisthesis

  4. SI Joint Dysfunction

  5. Pregnancy

  6. Pelvic Floor Dysfunction

  7. Hypermobile Thoracolumbar Junction

  8. Bone Spurs

  9. Hip Position

So, when someone comes in to see me and they say their chiropractor told them they have sciatica, I explain to them what sciatica is: a symptom of a greater problem. We need to dig deeper and find a reason, not a label, for their pain.

Lets look at a specific example of a client of mine. We’ll call him Harold. After a tragic surfboarding accident, Harold has a combination of rib and back pain on the same side.

Harold’s chiropractor told him he has SI joint dysfunction and gave him back stretches and lower body exercises to strengthen and stabilize his lower back. Good stuff. Pretty standard affair for SI joint dysfunction. Release the lower back and strengthen the hips to keep the SI joint pieced together. However, he was still having bouts of crippling pain and dysfunction. So he decided to book an assessment with me.

When Harold saw me, I found he had close to zero hip internal rotation and that he was missing a ton of segmental mobility at his lower back. We started working on the things I noticed, and guess what?

He started feeling better. His relief was lasting longer.

Did I do anything crazy, wild or out of left field?

Nope.

Do I think I know more than the chiropractor?

God no.

Am I motherfucking sorcerer?

Maybe.

All I did was listen to what he was experiencing, what felt good / what didn’t, and let him lead my assessment. From there, I created an individualized mobility and training program based off what I found

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